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100 Short Engineering Status & Engineering Quotes for Engineering Students

Engineers are those who have a degree in engineering and can practice the profession, which consists of planning and supervising the construction of buildings and industrial activities. For all lovers of engineering and for all engineering students we have made this selection of engineering status and quotes, and aphorisms about engineers.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

If I know what love is, it is because of you!!

Without you my life would be like a web without CSS.

No graph could render 100% your perfect figure.

In this world of variables, you are my only constant.

My logic ceases to be undeniable if you are not. The algorithm is damaged.

I would like to be your Derivative to be Tangent to your curves.

I love you with all my mass by acceleration.

You are so pretty that the recursive method that calculates your beauty causes a Stack Overflow.

What is yours is a body and not that of complex numbers!

What I feel for you is bigger than the transfer surface of a plate exchanger.

I want to eat you like the Google application to RAM.

Use antivirus for threats that degrades your performance.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

The last thing i want to do is hurt you…..but its still on the list;)

Update your thoughts regularly and start work on it.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

whatever your thinking and feeling today is ceating your future.

There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

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When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

During exams..engineers used to do underground.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],i would shoot you twice.

“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee

Life is short, chat fast..!!!

I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

Install the latest version of your life and forget previous version.

100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

Too busy to update a statuS.

Waiting for wi-fi network.

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

Urgent calls only

Status under construction.No status available

When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

Engineers never read books 1 month before exams, they start reading books 1 day before exams.

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

Dream without fear, love without limits.

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

Parents prefer their child to use what is this and that question, while engineers prefers why need to learn this or that.

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable

Whattsapp status is loading

Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega.

Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status….

Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

Life is too short to be updating status

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

Without me its just awso.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

Error: status unavailable

When there is no words to justify viva coordinators…confuse them in their questions.

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

love is when you feel totally complete.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

I am mobile and you are my sim card, without you I am like mobile without network.

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.

I Really don’t know, why we are learning algebra. If we already know x is missing then how we find value of x using y.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

im cool but global warming made me hot

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

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