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85+ Funny Naughty Double Meaning Status for Facebook & WhatsApp | Double Meaning Quotes

There is nothing more fun than sharing jokes and having fun for a while because laughter can be said to be one of the best medicines in the world. You can enjoy a happy time with some of these double meaning statuses for WhatsApp and Facebook that you will find in this post.
You can send message and share some of these double meaning quotes that we have selected and share it and have fun with your friends or contacts as a moment of humor never hurts.

Girls are most talented creature on earth. Because they listen half; understand quarter but explain it double.

Bitch swear they Baby Smarter than every other Baby.. “My Baby can count to 10” Bitch he’s 18 years old, he supposed to!

What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

Boy: Do You Know U Would Look More Sexy With One Kg Less, Girl- OK Janu, I Will Loose It As Soon As Possible. Boy: In My Opinion All Ur Clothes Weight Exactly One Kg.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

people say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.

What did right boob say to the left one – you are my “breast friend”

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

Opposite sex attracts, but why not opposite castes and religions?

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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How do you teach a blonde maths you subtract her clothes Divide her legs And square root her.

You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.

Fat guy: “Exactly what are you considering?”… Me: “The reason double doors were designed.”

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.#Double Meaning Status

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you Girl What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya Doctor Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.

What’s the differences between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick

Significance of “For life”in relationships: following week; at some point quickly.

Doctor: Mrs. Anita good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Anita? I’m Miss Anita! Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Anita…Bad news for you!

Drink triple. See double. Act single.

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up.

Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.

If you hate doing something, it’s your destiny. If you love it, its God’s plan for you.

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.

We have a history together ……and English and French also

Knock, Knock, who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on.

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think its cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

Old meaning of sorry. “I wo n`t do it once more.” New significance of sorry.

Indian girls may not choose husbands themselves, but they do choose their jewelries.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

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