Quotes & Status

80+ Funny Witty Short Dirty Status & Dirty Quotes – You Will Regret Missing

There are ways to captivate your partner much more during intimacy and it does not require a lot of effort like lingerie or clothes that are going to ‘drive you crazy’ . The only thing you need is to open your imagination and drop some words or phrases that can ‘catch’ it more than it is. There are many ways to ‘light’ your partner and inside the bed we have some hidden pleasures. We all have fetishes, whether as a taste for costumes, role-playing games, bondage, sadism, among many others and maybe talking in a ‘dirty’ way during the act may be another you did not imagine.Sometimes these dirty quotes ‘rises in pitch’ can be simple occurrences, if not conscious we leave you some sentences for your next love appointment.

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Of course I’m out of my mind…and I’m never going back.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

Always play a game of love but don’t play any game in love.

I’m not tryin to impress you or anything but. . . I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT STABILIZERS!

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

My legs are missing you in between them.

Just relax and accept the craziness. Life would be boring without it.

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

If you’re right leg was thanks giving And your left leg was Christmas Could I meet you between the holidays?

I think i should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…

Yes, I have invited him tonight to make me invaded in my bed!

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!!

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

No, I am not in a party mood, I am in a dirty mood actually.

I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!

I got married because I’m really into angry sex!

Hey girl, I’d like to be a part of your next abortion.

I think i should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass..

No, it is not the SLEEPING time only, it is the SLIPPING time for you and me actually!

I think I could fall madly in bed with you

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes.

Most of the angels want a monster in bed at night!!

Needs to wash his mind out with soap.

Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!

You laugh at my job but you sit around collecting welfare from my taxes – nice… glad I can help ya out , asshole.

You can’t be the top dog if you act like a pussy!

Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

Smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Just hold your tongue, allow the earth to behold the scene of our sin now.

Just because a guy is attracted to you physically or enjoys you sexually it doesn’t mean that he wants to commit to you emotionally.

Father’s Day is to thank your dad for not pulling out. Mother’s Day is to thank your mom for not swallowing you.

A ghost could be humping you now and you would never know it. Just imagine.

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!

I don’t care if you have small boobs

If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping!

save water.. shower with someone!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.

Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.

Yes, I wish to encourage you to become a savage tonight in my bed!!

What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!

I wanna do bad things with you

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

I think I have mood poisoning.

If girls could have ability to read mind every second a guy would get slapped

You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.

A world without women would be a pain in the ass.

Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

I don’t play in light.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

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