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100+ Crazy Status for Facebook & Whatsapp | Crazy Quotes

Whenever we look at life with happiness we do it from that perspective of joy and unwiseness, and we love to express ourselves as we feel, because if we are happy we want our friends on Whatsapp or Facebook to know it and laugh, be it with words of love to fall in love with or about life very funny, and for all this, I have created the best listings of messages and crazy quotes, the shortest and funniest of love and about life.

When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

Don’t be the part of problem, be the whole problem.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

Good Morning, let the stress begin…

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

It’s not so bad being crazy. You’ll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

Craziness is my childhood problem.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Can’t talk, telepathy only.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

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Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I may be a bad girl but I’m a damn good women.

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. ? ?

God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛

I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as thers!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud – Nobody calls all day!!

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!

It’s not so bad being crazy. You’ll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Life is Short for crazy experiments…

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. 😀

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

I’m not crazy! I just have too much awesomeness for you to take.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

Save water – Drink beer!

You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it

You know, and I know you know and you know that I know you know what you know!

I wish people looked like their personalities..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

How can i miss something i never had?

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

If life gives you lemons, just add v0dka.

Life is Short – Chat Fast! 😃

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me 😛

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Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

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