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75+ Coffee Status to Energize your Moment | Coffee Quotes

Tells one of the many legends about the origin of coffee that there was a goat herder in Ethiopia called Kaldi and one day he noticed the vitality of his flock after eating bright red berries of a bush.They say that he brought those berries to a revered Muslim who was in a monastery. The old man immediately disapproved of his use and threw them into the fire. But at that moment they were captivated by an intoxicating balm that pushed the sage to put his hands in the coals and extract the roasted beans.They say, that he threw them in hot salt water and that’s how he made the first cup of coffee in the world. There are many stories like this that go back to the 13th century and make it difficult to clarify the origin of coffee. The mystery, in fact, extends to our days.Great philosophers, writers, artists and many other celebrities have dedicated a few words to the enveloping aroma and magic of this captivating drink, which holds us together at the end of a meal or reunites us with old friends to catch up.
Therefore, we wanted to collect the best coffee quotes and coffee status , to be aware of the grandeur of a drink, which stealthily sneaks into our days from early in the morning and allows us to enjoy the best company.

I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.

There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.

Coffee unites us all. Stay caffeinated!

Coffee and Cigarettes… breakfast of champions. I am a champion. Don’t argue with me dammit.

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.

Adventure in life is good, consistency in coffee even better.

I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.

I would give all my fame for a pot of coffee.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Messing with my coffee and smokes can and will be hazardous to your health.

Coffee! Give it here! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.

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This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

Only got up today to have a cup of coffee. Mission accomplished…I’m going back to bed!

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.

alarm, snooze, alarm, snooze, alarm, coffee, Facebook, coffee, breakfast, coffee, shower, coffee, dressed, coffee, teeth, coffee… OK I’m up!

The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine, YOU have the problem if I have no caffeine.

If it weren’t for coffee I’d be a serial killer

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Coffee is part of the food pyramid…it is a BEAN!

A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park.

Coffee is a language in itself.

Since coffee comes from beans, I figure my six pots of coffee more than covers my daily recommended amount of vegetables.

Who says money doesn’t buy happiness, it buys coffee doesn’t it?

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

Coffee and cigarettes, that’s one of my weaknesses.

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Hot coffee and cold winter Morning are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.

That first cup of coffee in the morning is like a cup of magic.

Coffee is my life juice.

You say coffeeholic, i say caffeine achiever!

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

Coffee is a way of Stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Coffee and cigarettes are the healthiest things on earth. They keep me from killing you!

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.

today is beautiful because I have family, friends and love…and hot coffee!

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.

Life begins after the second cup of coffee.

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I’ll have a cafe mocha vodka Valium latte

All I need is coffee, not a bedrest!

Here’s to a Great cup of Coffee and a wonderful Day!

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.

If I could inject coffee into my eyeballs, I would.

OK, I’ve risen.. I’ll start to shine when the coffee is done..

Caffeine makes me do stupid things faster and with more enthusiasm!

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

is awake and has coffee, it is now safe to talk to me!!

Tempt not a desperate man with promises of coffee.

Love me and I’ll love you back. Hate me and I’ll love you still. Take away my coffee and I kill you.

It’s morning and my coffee is calling.

I’m only considered ‘awake’ when there’s more coffee in my blood then there is blood.

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.

Warning. Has not had their coffee yet. Use extreme caution.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.

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